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These two are my favorites- Unless you're a hemmoroid, get off my ass! If I wanted to listen to the crap coming out of your stereo, I'd be sitting in your car! HAHA! |
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| WARNING: I BRAKE FOR SHELLFISH | |
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Hold your kids at home, Belt them in the car.
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| Hold your kids at home, Belt them in the car. | |
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Sign in Whitehall that I like as well.....
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| Our kids are not angels, please help us keep them that way, Drive safely. | |
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Bark More, Wag Less is a fun one. Also, (I think it goes like this): It will be a great day when our schools get all the funding they need and the military has to hold a bake sale to buy a missile |
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I like the local humor. My two favorites: ~Dude, where's my dog? -Bozeman, MT ~Yellowstone Mountain Club: Try skiing it with my boot up your ***. |
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"Did you move here so you could be in a hurry." "My country went to war in Iraq and all I got was higher gas prices." |
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| If idiots could fly, this place would be a airport. | |
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Beware of Dogma! and Imagine No Religion! |
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"What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?" and "MEAT IS MURDER ... TASTY, TASTY MURDER" |
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"Montana Sucks - Now go home and tell all your friends" Apparently there's a whole website with MT anti-tourist stuff, here's another one they sell: "Only YOU can prevent tourist tires - from entering Montana" These guys had a writeup in the Chronicle last year. I never much minded the tourists myself. |
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"Hey jack*ss, put a muffler on that Honda" - thought that was funny except that it was on a load diesel pick-up. "Thanks for sharing your stupid music". "53 mpb (miles per burrito)" - one that I'm considering buying for the fender of my bicycle. |
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I work with a gal that has a bumper sticker that says... BUCKLE UP... It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car. She is from Roswell, NM. |
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I've always been a fan of the "Keep Montana beautiful, put a Californian on the bus." and "your proctologist called, they found your head." A good one for the front bumper of a pickup could be. "Think fast hippy!" |
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| Does this bike make my butt look fast? | |
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Seen in Florida: "We don't care how you did it where you came from" Seen locally: "Wiring's not a hobby, Call a qualified electrician" |
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Seen in upstate NY "I support our troops in Iraq - NOT the people who sent them there" |
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| "Don't drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!" | |
